Today is tomorrows yesterday
though yesterdays tomorrow is today...
Counting Strikes...
Reasons To Date a Soccer player!
1. We know how to kick it...
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree
Why oh why, do you mock me...
What is your problem?
What is the deal...
What does this funny pen do?
A pen is a pen...
Down on the pond
And the lily pads sit...
Boris under parliament
Request to spell out and...
Humpty Dumpty...
in fact was an old drunken grumpy...
Oh my goodness, I didn't even hear my alarm go off
I hope my boss is not mad, and at me he would...
BEWARE THE CLINK!
You never know, it may be hiding in your drink...
How Dogs and Men Are the Same
1. Both take up too much space on the bed...