Counting Strikes...
My name is Martin just so you know
I seem to cause trouble where ever I go...
Down on the pond
And the lily pads sit...
How Dogs and Men Are the Same
1. Both take up too much space on the bed...
Boris under parliament
Request to spell out and...
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree
Why oh why, do you mock me...
BEWARE THE CLINK!
You never know, it may be hiding in your drink...
Humpty Dumpty...
in fact was an old drunken grumpy...
Oh my goodness, I didn't even hear my alarm go off
I hope my boss is not mad, and at me he would...
What is your problem?
What is the deal...
What does this funny pen do?
A pen is a pen...
There's a crab sat in my sandwich
or so my dear husband said...