Funny poems

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  • .:b[i]t[c]h:. (3)

    by xXlostXx

    .:[B] IS FOR [B]EAUTIFUL:.
    .:[I] IS FOR [I]INTLLIGENT...

  • My journey into the Magical Wood's
    It was on a balmy autumn afternoon that Sis, and I...

  • The Mouse (12) 6

    by CRAFTY KEN

    THE MOUSE
    Hey folks, I’m Maestro the mouse, Mom gave me...

  • Who Am I? (3) 3

    by Pisciym

    The clown suffered Greatly
    Through the pain...

  • Magic Night (5) 1

    by Korede Kuks

    A guy called Sony saw a Samsung girl in a Sagem...
    This is wonderful...

  • I'm Drunk (22)

    by Simon Hayes

    The cold is night
    The round is world...

  • Anarchy In Arcadia (2) 3 HM

    by cassie hughes

    Fairyland is in an uproar,
    The phoenix refuses to rise...

  • Allergic to Love (5) 5

    by Walter

    I met this awesome girl
    Who to my eyes she would please...

  • Jim- Two Days Later (2) 5

    by Maple Tree

    He's an animal lover
    gentle and kind, and in...

  • Faulty Showers (4) 2

    by Walter

    My wife was having a shower
    And then I heard a scream...

  • The Death Of A Poet (5) 4

    by CJ Maleney

    Another sleepless night
    With things bounding round your head...

  • **Dedicated To Porcy, who has not yet lived!**
    I am a little worried about a good friend of mine...