Funny poems

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  • 33 ways to make a girl smile . . (4) 1

    by In Love[Amanda]

    . Tell her she is beautiful, not hot, fine or...
    . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for...

  • Emo Kid. (16)

    by Not Bulletproof

    I sat at the front and they threw sandwiches at...
    And I cried because I'm emo and I'm ugly...

  • The drug (2)

    by Alexi

    She is the drug
    That is the only drug...

  • walking through that storm
    became more like backward steps...

  • Monkeys (5)

    by Ashley

    Monkeys here, monkeys there, monkey swinging...
    ~My friend Kiley wrote this but I liked it a lot...

  • It's All About Me! (3)

    by Brandy Sansotta

    I love it when I talk-even if its to myself
    I love it when I walk-no one else even has to...

  • Chip In Paw (4)

    by Ashleigh Skye

    Most cats like their chicken,
    fish and beef and such...

  • The Mouse (3)

    by ··¤(`×[¤Ðívïñë Ðî§tørtîøñ¤]×´)¤··

    ( With this, we were asked to chose 5 random words...
    Obscurant...

  • Graham Cracker Kisses (20)

    by Amanda Bee

    Here you come from across the room,
    still a little unsteady on your feet...

  • Colourful bulbs (4)

    by Hannah

    Say this 5 times as fast as you can
    red bulb...

  • Cranberry squash, Cranberry squash!
    You help me see things through...

  • Blonde/brunette/redhead (joke) (6)

    by x..bittersweet..x

    Three women are about to be executed. One's a...
    She says no, and the executioner shouts...