Funny poems

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  • Why do I need a man? (9)

    by Rayarra Jones

    Why do I need a man?
    To help me open doors...

  • 33 ways to make a girl smile . . (4) 1

    by In Love[Amanda]

    . Tell her she is beautiful, not hot, fine or...
    . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for...

  • Emo Kid. (16)

    by Not Bulletproof

    I sat at the front and they threw sandwiches at...
    And I cried because I'm emo and I'm ugly...

  • I Am A Stuffy Bear (10)

    by Brittini

    I am a stuffy bear
    With long curly hair...

  • The Black Cat (2) 2

    by Trina

    The cat is black with a hat on with a tap, Mew all...

  • A useless question
    how long is a piece of string...

  • 'Good show' (6) 6

    by Michael

    elevated above-
    my eyes south-facing...

  • Flushed (4)

    by Meme

    Crashing waves upon the white walls,
    thundering sounds awaiting for the...

  • White ears erect
    while cocked head ponders...

  • Running Away (8)

    by Ronald Edwards

    My bag is packed
    with a pillow...

  • Dare I Ponder? (3)

    by Ronald Edwards

    It came to me
    on one fine day...

  • The Beach (3)

    by Ronald Edwards

    Come play with me in sand and surf the water is...
    Well eat some lunch a grape or two you can have...