Funny poems

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  • The Beach (3)

    by Ronald Edwards

    Come play with me in sand and surf the water is...
    Well eat some lunch a grape or two you can have...

  • Hot air from Nallydumas (7)

    by Michael D Nalley

    I can tell you this
    Danielle will be a Miss...

  • Use Me, Abuse Me (2)

    by Timothy

    You use me,
    You abuse me...

  • Pearl (3)

    by Sylvia

    There was a girl name Pearl,
    her skin, painful from a sunburn, was all red...

  • Breakfast in Bed (6)

    by Sylvia

    Once upon a time there was a man,
    Ringo was his name...

  • Historic Hen (3)

    by Michael D Nalley

    There was once a historic hen
    That confounded the thoughts of men...

  • Cowsss. (3)

    by chelsea

    Okay, I'll write about a cow,
    but that's so commonplace...

  • Cat'in Around (3)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Lying here smokin' and half snoozin'
    I'm thinkin' about givin' up the boozin...

  • I'm sure you all know of
    that fish in the sea...

  • A Damn (5)

    by Countess of Monte Cristo

    I'm sorry for thinking i was good enough,
    I'm sorry for thinking of you...

  • Diva Attitude (4)

    by Countess of Monte Cristo

    I'm strong, smart and sassy,
    I got attitude but i keep it classy...

  • Rip It Up (5) 1

    by Sylvia

    (I used the 50 song titles given for a second...
    Great balls of fire, that'll be the day...