Funny poems

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  • Butter (10)

    by Angie

    I heard this one before, i didn't make it up but i...
    * You have to say it really really fast...

  • The passion for the city
    we are on the edge of night...

  • Lucky Night (3)

    by Juan

    I'm outside in the night,
    without a...

  • Drugs (4)

    by JustAnotherLonelyGirlHilary

    Say nope to dope say ok to coke say ya i wanna c...

  • Colourful bulbs (4)

    by Hannah

    Say this 5 times as fast as you can
    red bulb...

  • Graham Cracker Kisses (20)

    by Amanda Bee

    Here you come from across the room,
    still a little unsteady on your feet...

  • Run fat ex run really fast! (3)

    by FlowerThatDied

    You think your cool,
    You think your fine...

  • Confessions (13)

    by Tom Watkins

    Confessions
    I was feeling about as uncomfortable as a Wookie...

  • Cheese (3)

    by Mel

    Cheese before bed,
    you know what they say...

  • A poem for girls.... (5)

    by Cortney

    I shave my legs
    i sit down to pee...

  • 1. Moo when they say your name
    2. Pluck someone's hair out and yell...

  • Poems-and-quotes (16)

    by Switchblade89

    It's not really that funny but I had nowhere else...
    A place I can put my thoughts, feelings, and...