Funny poems

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  • To begin with the list that I want to talk about
    A hope that the people stated here don't shout...

  • Why am I half crazy? (7)

    by Michael D Nalley

    In the sanity statistic
    Is mental illness realistic...

  • Driving (3)

    by Weeping Wolf

    Driving
    I'm a safe driver...

  • Sick Day (4)

    by Aimz

    I've taken a day off work sick,
    Because my boss is thick...

  • Rain (Monorhyme) (3)

    by Sylvia

    Running to the car to escape the rain,
    I fell, broke my arm and now I'm in pain...

  • Shazza (collab) (3)

    by Faithless

    Shazza, Shazza always hungry be it day or night
    She sneaks into the kitchen right after her mom...

  • My Cousin Bee Jay (1) 1

    by Korede Kuks

    He came, he saw, he trashed my room,
    He pushed, he shoved, he broke a broom...

  • *That's right! Your FAVORITE poet is now your...
    Nancy Kitty was a cat...

  • Little Purple Girl (6)

    by Faithless

    Little purple girl lives in a purple world
    Little purple girl likes to laugh and giggles...

  • Grown-Ups (4)

    by Daisy

    Us children live in fear,
    Of the things we are about to hear...

  • As my grandma told me a story one night,
    Beware of the GibGobBabbleBoo...

  • Too Big For Your Boots? (10) 1

    by Mr. Darcy

    Wetness squelches
    between my toes...