Funny poems

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  • The Cookie Craving (3)

    by Serena

    I awaken at night with a burning desire,
    Something is calling like an unquenched fire...

  • Chickens for jessie (3)

    by katie!

    I really love chickens
    They are so very cool...

  • I'm Glad Im A Man (5)

    by nadine

    I'm Glad I'm a Man
    I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe...

  • With A chef? (You get buttered up.)
    With A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride...

  • Roses 2 (6)

    by hottie911

    I love your legs and what's between
    I like your style, I like your class...

  • Tomatoes (6)

    by Nick

    But why I ask? Why are they so round?
    Where can I find one? Look! On the ground...

  • Rhyme Crime (7)

    by Bill Turner

    What is with the rhyme?
    Some of these are a crime...

  • Cheerleaders (4)

    by are we forever or just temporary

    Cheap
    hos...

  • Susies Redneck Love Poem (4)

    by Samantha (Sam)

    Susie Lee done fell in love; she planned to marry...
    She was so happy about it all she told her Pappy...

  • Blonde/brunette/redhead (joke) (6)

    by x..bittersweet..x

    Three women are about to be executed. One's a...
    She says no, and the executioner shouts...

  • Cranberry squash, Cranberry squash!
    You help me see things through...

  • Killer Cherry Of Doom (3)

    by LoÑ£ly♥P!rÄτΣ

    There was an old cherry,
    who lived in a shoe...