Funny poems

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  • He's Crazy (4)

    by Mycquel

    Remember that secret of mine
    His craziness slipped out in due time...

  • Wouldn't it be strange?
    If one day you woke up...

  • Prank\'s To Scare Everyone At Your School (3)

    by xXxDarkPrincessLozxXx

    1. Go to school with a rat on your shoulder, wave...
    2. Put a very realistic fake spider on your...

  • With A chef? (You get buttered up.)
    With A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride...

  • His first time (4)

    by samara

    The sky was dark
    the moon was high...

  • I want you to want me,
    all you wanted was to be free...

  • Chickens for jessie (3)

    by katie!

    I really love chickens
    They are so very cool...

  • Roses 2 (6)

    by hottie911

    I love your legs and what's between
    I like your style, I like your class...

  • Guys (so true) (3)

    by Kristy

    Guys are so confusing
    They muck around with us girls...

  • Rate Me A One!! (20)

    by Heather M Craig

    **just a nonsense poem in dedication to all those...
    Do you envy my creativity...

  • Roses are White (6)

    by SadnesssMadnesss

    Roses are white
    not always red...

  • Butter (10)

    by Angie

    I heard this one before, i didn't make it up but i...
    * You have to say it really really fast...