Funny poems

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  • Toilet Paper War (3)

    by JEFF

    A war has broken out on these back terraces,
    Everyone has taken arms on their balconys...

  • How much i like.... (3)

    by Lizaveta

    Written for a public speaking contest in my...
    I'm going now to tell you guys...

  • Turtle (4)

    by Kaila

    Its a song we sing at the Day Care Center i work...
    I had a little turtle...

  • Beef Jerky Two (3)

    by Alex

    This is because numb nuts mcgee couldn't read the...
    I love beef jerky...

  • Modern barbie (5)

    by natyy

    Its not the style
    its to look stylish...

  • Life like a cat (4)

    by Cathie

    Who wouldnt wanna be a
    Cat...

  • I can't stand you (4)

    by frequent lover

    Oh My god I can't stand you
    Why do you look so adorable...

  • Life Long Commitment (3)

    by Michael

    Lifetime couples are like butte cheeks. Still...

  • Ruby's Cube (3)

    by Tony

    My girlfriend Ruby loves to play
    Games and puzzles every day...

  • Opposite (4)

    by ChArMEd

    One bright day in the middle of the night
    two dead boys woke up to fight...

  • Too late (5)

    by Iola

    Don't dare doing dreadful deeds
    Can't call me you cold creature of choice...

  • Iron Undies (3)

    by squiggly

    The Iron Undies
    Another day at Wentworth high...