Funny poems

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  • Your Mom!!! (5)

    by Lola VS burger

    They tease and tear at sanity,
    And constantly stare in a vanity...

  • To all the poets on this site..
    try and keep up with now...

  • Funny Love (3)

    by CHRISTINE

    BOY:I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO
    GIRL:I'M ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU...

  • A Quiet Romance (3)

    by Tony

    Their wineglasses sat on the table untouched and
    As he slowly removed her dress...

  • Buisness as Usual (3)

    by The Herald

    The little bumblebee,
    with his stinger, he did poke me...

  • Roses are black (5)

    by james darren

    Roses are black
    Violets are red...

  • Frozen Dessert (Balassi) (5)

    by OHgreenman

    Scaling beanstalk of green
    Enter castle unseen...

  • Tech Support (9)

    by Anonymous

    I work for comcast tech support. That's all you...
    Tech Support...

  • Shoes (2)

    by Angela

    Flip flops/high tops
    roller wheels/high heels...

  • Not your typical fairy tale
    But your typical horny male...

  • I lost one arm on active duty (the Atlantis...
    With the Swiss Coastguard...

  • I will... (3)

    by JustKristina

    I will take you to bed
    I will keep you awake all night...