Funny poems

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  • The Ouija Board (3)

    by Emma Pitonyak

    When I see this object
    I don't see a board...

  • Attack of the Carbs (4)

    by LadyPearl

    No food in the fridge
    Time to go shopping...

  • Earth consist of all humankind,
    Both males and females...

  • Kisses (4)

    by Krystal

    Not mine but cool anyway
    Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so...

  • Listen (3)

    by blade_rush (Justin)

    What do i see? oh what do I hear?
    Listen oh listen its coming so near...

  • No Peas For You Today (12)

    by LipstickLullabies

    There was a boy who was quite so bad,
    He drove his mother bloomin' mad...

  • Something about you (4)

    by heather

    When i saw you
    my heart just shook...

  • Killer Cherry Of Doom (3)

    by LoÑ£ly♥P!rÄτΣ

    There was an old cherry,
    who lived in a shoe...

  • My Mother Used To Say... (3)

    by Hayley Marie

    My mother always used to say,
    When I sat sobbing at tea...

  • For all you children outside my door
    I have a story or two to tell...

  • Typical Male (8)

    by Jorga

    I got an angel sent from the sky, I thanked you 4...

  • I hear that in aussieland,
    They have massive spiders...