Funny poems

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  • First Chap (4)

    by luv Shelbz luv

    I liked him a lot
    And he liked me back...

  • Incomplete (7)

    by luv Shelbz luv

    Excuse me
    Do you have a band-aid...

  • My Boyfriend (5)

    by Vanessa

    My boyfriend is the greatest
    the best one there can be...

  • Spike-Man (3)

    by Mr Anonymous

    (This is the theme song of the Epic, AWSOME, and...
    Look up in the sky! It's a man! It's a plane! NO...

  • It was the backseat of your car
    We hadn't driven very far...

  • Still Wondering Who I Am (3)

    by Cheshire Kat

    Now I wonder who I am.
    Am I a girl with brains or brawn...

  • One day I was walking down the road,
    when out of no where I stepped on this toad...

  • Quitting (5)

    by Noelle Wright

    Oh how you fill my lungs with eagerness
    Placing my lips to you is sweeter then a kiss...

  • A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big...

  • Breakfast (3)

    by shantavia

    EARLY IN THE MORNING WHEN THE SUN SAYS TO RISE I...
    I SMELL EGGS I SMELL BRACKEN I SMELL HOME MADE...

  • Wanted: beautiful, shapely female.
    No tats, no boils or tail...

  • Cinderella's Slave Girl (5)

    by Midnight Sun

    I know it's long but I swear it's funny and...
    To be somebody's someone...