Funny poems

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  • Abcd (3)

    by Sarah

    ABCD wont you come and play with me
    EFGH you'll have fun just wait and see...

  • (Actually a bit of a song)
    Yoho Yoho! A pirates life so dark...

  • Oh My God! I'm A Vampire! (10)

    by Mr Anonymous

    What’s going on?
    Since that strange man bit me...

  • The Big One (9)

    by Jackie

    Come on he soothes, you'll be fine
    Reassuringly, placing his hand in mine...

  • I hate normal people
    they always get in the way...

  • Cheese (Palindrome) (4)

    by Hatori

    Cheese,
    Orange and white...

  • Dear Camera, (4)

    by amandalynn

    Oh camera, how I love to use you...
    You're a Nikon Digital camera with 6.1 Megapixels...

  • The Rhyming (7)

    by Darkest Angel

    The Rhyming
    Keeping up with the time...

  • Conversation in class (4)

    by Corruption

    I turn to my friend
    i say Uranus is blue...

  • "I think size matters",
    Said Alice to the Hatter...

  • Yum (3)

    by skynerraw

    Yummy yummy food
    Lightens up the mood...

  • A Hunters Epitaph (4)

    by Ashleigh Skye

    A dying bird,
    The one we all heard...