Funny poems

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  • Come gather one and all
    As I tell you of a feast...

  • WHAT DO I LOVE ABOUT HIM?
    I LOVE THE WAY HE DRINKS...

  • Shopping (3)

    by Rachelle Joseph

    Shopping is a hard job
    Especially when you have to go to the club...

  • My hobbo (8)

    by Tara

    A hobo once licked my foot,
    he said it tasted like cheese...

  • You're New Best Friend (3)

    by BeautifulxMess

    Country Song I Wrote:
    (Verse 1...

  • Writers Block (3)

    by Daisy if you do

    Curses! My wretched thoughts forced my stay
    Upon the desk pen and papers in disarray...

  • Rejected Prom Date (4)

    by PygmyPuff

    I'm truly sad to say,
    That you won't get your way...

  • Me For Your Prom Date (3)

    by PygmyPuff

    C-C-C-C That girl
    A-A-A-Pretty girl...

  • What do u tell a woman with a black eye???
    Nothing...

  • Dinner on the run (8)

    by robin milford

    Let's grab a cab
    Eat some crab...

  • Sally (6)

    by *Courtney*

    Silly Sally Sat Serving Sauces, Sat Still Steaming...

  • Kiss (5)

    by Alex

    A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. A kiss aint...