Funny poems

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  • Mosquito Bite (3)

    by Kate

    I see you in sight
    like a flying kite...

  • Da sharpie (3)

    by trevlosgreat

    Hey girl give me back my sharpie.
    i can play da harpi...

  • Pizza, chocolate, vanilla milk shake
    perfect cure for heart ache...

  • Humpty Dumpty sat on a fence
    Humpty Dumpty had a few cents...

  • No i was not! (3)

    by megan

    I wasn'y french kissing him,
    i was just searching for my gum...

  • Love sucks (3)

    by Jessyie♥♥♣♣

    Love hurts
    so does getting...

  • A.i.d.s (4)

    by ray

    There's a boy thats smaller than a shoe.
    who has a girlfriend who\'s as big as winnie...

  • Cheese (9)

    by Chelsea

    With the smell of cheese
    it always makes me sneeze...

  • Roses are red (5)

    by LillyAnn

    Rosses are red you wet you bed I know that you...

  • So you see... I was in English and we were reading...
    To eat, or not to eat, that is me question...

  • My mail account (5)

    by leinhart

    (Just something to get my mind off certain...
    So i went to my computer...

  • The heavenly warmness fills my body
    The smoothness is like a warm caress...