Funny poems

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  • Deck of cards (4)

    by Foolish Heart

    Life with men is like a deck of cards,
    You need a heart to love them...

  • Skin so tanned, you seem to glow
    Letting bra-straps and thongs show...

  • Galore (4)

    by Beautiful Disaster

    Gifts upon gifts upon gifts galore.
    I saw Mr.Bikkles at the clothing store. and when i...

  • Mr. Shamful Bob (14)

    by myshiningstar14

    Bob is cool
    you are bob...

  • *---Long but WORTH IT---*
    Twas the night before Christmas, nothing but...

  • Happy Poem! ^^ (4)

    by AmberKaz

    A happy poem is what we need.
    Now, I honestly don't mean to mislead...

  • I hope you fall
    Off A cliff but don't die...

  • Limerick (7)

    by Pianist

    A Limerick is based on five lines,
    and if you do so, you'll be fine...

  • SAY THIS OVER AND OVER
    red leather, yellow leather...

  • Twas the night..... (3)

    by Rachel RTVW

    Twas the night of my shift, and all through the...
    Not a patient was stirring, but I knew one would...

  • A Man Cure? (15)

    by debbylyn

    Passing by a manicure shop
    My daughter and I decided to stop...

  • My Baby Chihuahua (4)

    by Cathy

    I got a baby chihuahua that doesn't sleep at night...
    he looks kind of dopey but at least he doesn't...