Funny poems

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  • A Man Cure? (15)

    by debbylyn

    Passing by a manicure shop
    My daughter and I decided to stop...

  • My Baby Chihuahua (4)

    by Cathy

    I got a baby chihuahua that doesn't sleep at night...
    he looks kind of dopey but at least he doesn't...

  • Shoved aside (5)

    by Jen

    I stand there in silence,
    Glowing so much...

  • Restraining Order (5)

    by stefana

    Okay, so I hacked into his e-mail
    And told his friends he's gay...

  • I dunno!!??? (12)

    by SHYSTY23KO

    The alley was the best place to play,
    You could find me there all day every day...

  • Oops, I did it again (4)

    by melly xx

    It's only second period,
    and I feel one coming up...

  • ToothFairy (3)

    by rae

    Ever since I was a pea in size
    All I've heard was lies...

  • What If? (7)

    by Sweet lig

    What if the morning sun refuse to rise,
    And the moon wouldn't shine in the night...

  • Ahhh the Gnomes
    Those terrible Gnomes...

  • Thats Gonna Cost You (11)

    by all because of him

    I was such a fool
    How could I have been so stupid...

  • The house (3)

    by Randomness

    Into the woods
    Beyond anyone has ever gone...

  • Intoxicated (11)

    by Gem

    I'm starting to feel wobbly
    Not like myself at all...