Funny poems

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  • Do you know Jennifer Aniston?
    I feel sorry for her...

  • Pleasure Town. (5)

    by Not Bulletproof

    Today I saw an alien, and I got a love erection,
    After he had given me an injection...

  • The other guy! (3)

    by cecilia

    I said I like you,but every time I tough of you.I...
    you said you thought of me how I was doing but,I'm...

  • Story Of Rhymes (4)

    by Matthew A.

    There once was a boy who was some what bright,
    but this story begins before he said goodnight...

  • Dear Santa, (5)

    by Sherry Lynn

    Dear Santa,
    Here is my list...

  • Ten Minutes (5)

    by Matthew A.

    Ten,
    I should have wrote this poem in pen...

  • Call disaster! (14)

    by Switchblade89

    I pick up the phone ready to call her,
    but...oh no! I forgot her number...

  • George Bush, George Bush
    Do u know who I am...

  • This Might Scare U (lol!) (6)

    by End Of Eternity

    Telling you about a strange thing that happened to...
    it was that terrible Saturday with full moon...

  • Free Flee spray! (7)

    by GeorgieGurl87

    Ok I cant remember where i got this
    but its cool...

  • Toy Boat (6)

    by GeorgieGurl87

    This one i haven't got yet!
    say...

  • My Dream (3)

    by Lizzy

    Have you ever wonder what people say about you.
    I so do I hate when someone looks at you and you...