Now listen to my story and try not to laugh,
for i have a little problem which you may think is...
He chews his food with his mouth open
He wipes his nose when it runs...
At night the darkness creeps up on me
Fulfilling the entire room...
Silly sally sings sad songs says sam sallys sister...
Roses Are Red,
Violets Are Blue...
I've always liked the colour red,
Or maybe blue instead...
"I'm heading towards the door,
don't you dare try and stop me...
Rocking slowly on the front yard
Old man River sharply sits guard...
Aunt Flo Visits Again -
This poem was written for a poetry challenge...
Don't you love your own farts?
i know mine are just swell...
I find your honesty attractive,
It gets my breadstick erect...
Why don't you try a tongue twister?!
Here is one...