Funny poems

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  • Men get it backwards (3)

    by .:.Mandy.:.

    Men always get it backwards.......
    I say Stop, Dont, NO...

  • Death Wish (3)

    by Misty

    You know you make every one sick,
    So please, go take arsenic...

  • Brother's (2)

    by pebbles

    Brother's, brother's,oh brother's,
    u give me headache...

  • Animals (7)

    by Tiffani

    ***not a poem. but these are the lyrics to My...
    NICKELBACK LYRICS...

  • Roses & Violets... (3)

    by hOney.diiP

    Roses are red
    Blood is too...

  • I ate because I thought it was jello
    Lemon jello, such a friendly yellow...

  • I Don't Need a Man (3)

    by LiL One

    I don't need a man,
    let me make that very clear...

  • A girls worst day! (10)

    by kareeenuhhh

    Beep beep beep beep
    what a stupid clock...

  • Roses and violets (5)

    by Chantelle

    Roses are red violets are blue
    im in love but not with you...

  • Mama jokes(rhyming) (4)

    by cassanova

    Your mama is so top heavy,
    she tied her shoes and fell...

  • Unnerved Bunny (7)

    by Nici

    That thing is so unnerving
    All curled up in a ball...

  • My love ryhme (7)

    by the love of another fills my soul

    I think about you all the time,
    you always make me come up with a new rhyme...