Funny poems

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  • Cute Guy: Bad Breath (3)

    by *Charisma*

    I wish that he'd just walk away
    I can't take this horrid smell...

  • Humpty dumpty sat on a chair.
    Humpty dumpty sat on the floor...

  • The pain is cutting really deep
    I can only escape it in my sleep...

  • Emo Girl (3)

    by Kayleigh

    These razor blades
    They feel so good...

  • Candid Cindy (5)

    by Walter Krijthe

    Candid Cindy ceased to certify copper cans for...

  • I love my dog
    I love my cat...

  • Mabel (3)

    by John

    There was a young woman called Mabel
    Who liked to live under the table...

  • Betty and Henry (3)

    by Lucie

    Betty Bought a Bottle of Bitter Butter But
    she Bought a normal Butter she went Back to the...

  • TV Channels (9)

    by Gem

    Documentaries and Sport
    A channel full of History...

  • Still waiting (3)

    by kim radcliff

    Waiting and waiting
    there is no debating...

  • (Not sure where to post so i'll put it here...)
    I don't wanna fall in love...

  • Sweet Memories (5)

    by Tiffany

    I see you with her and feel so many emotions all...
    Happy, sad, regret...