Funny poems

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  • Stupid Fake Girls (3)

    by BeautifulxMess

    Plastic girls remind me of a Barbie doll. Made...
    Just stare at you with fake color eyes. That fake...

  • Pick pocket (3)

    by robin milford

    One day i met a pick pocket
    he took my locket...

  • Boys (4)

    by me

    What do they want?
    Big boobs, blonde hair, small thighs...

  • Gay (3)

    by sarah

    I am gay,
    thats the way i plan to stay...

  • So my ex has a new girl,
    I saw her when he brought her to the party...

  • >>>KNOCK KNOCK>WHO'S THERE>JESUS...

  • The Humpty Dance (4)

    by Chase

    My name is Humpty,
    I like my oatmeal lumpy...

  • Love Or Hate (6)

    by Marcus

    It's you again I fear to touch
    It's you I cannot stand...

  • Dum di dum (9)

    by SECRET

    Dum di dum di dombum dum di dum...
    ~*try if for 5 times you\'ll get it...

  • Little pebble (3)

    by Sophie

    My dear little pebble
    Must you be such a rebel...

  • Mommy bought these socks for me
    They can do a trick, wanna see...

  • The Dust Bunny Kingdom (7)

    by Feline Fatigue

    *I thought of this while I was vacuuming my room...
    (DO NOT EXPECT THIS TO RHYME!! IT'S NOT SUPPOSED...