Funny poems

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  • Willy and the wind (7)

    by FlirtingWithDeath

    Willy whimpers when winter white's winds wrath...

  • Life of a prep(sort of) (5)

    by disturbed one

    I know this poem sucks but im a guy so i dont...
    anywho back to the poem...

  • Bug (4)

    by Angie

    You've got to say this really fast:
    Black bug...

  • A Time For Planting (6)

    by Tim Fleckney

    Burying the remains of
    A long dead lover in...

  • Funny (3)

    by lovin Catilin 4ever

    It's how
    You make me cry...

  • The Crush (7)

    by Tasha

    Here I sit
    Pencil in hand...

  • Polish Sausage (3)

    by Sarina "RI"

    Say
    Polish Sausage...

  • Toilet Surprise (5)

    by *Charisma*

    I went to flush the toilet
    And it bubbled up on me...

  • I walk in the doors and see all my classmates
    i wish i was dreaming, these people are full of...

  • I do... I do... I do... (5)

    by ღ kristabelle ღ

    This poem was written for me by my boyfriend... it...

  • There once was this guy, let's call him Ty, I was...
    When he gave me this ring, the most beautiful...

  • Bad Day? (3)

    by ashley

    Today's one of those days when nothing is going...
    Where are my glasses? I can't see a sight...