Funny poems
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There's a new maths teacher,
he walks in my class... -
Existing,
As a drop of water... -
I heard this one before, i didn't make it up but i...
* You have to say it really really fast... -
I once had a friend
Who's name was Red... -
Ladies and gentleman
I come before you... -
sorry this poem isn't funny i just seen that it...
My life isn\\\'t all that it is cracked up to be... -
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I thought I loved you
I thought I cared... -
Sitting there
anticipating my move... -
I told her I loved her
But is it true... -
You are so fat, you are not thin
So chuck those sweeties in the bin... -
So perfect with your slender frame
And soldiers solemn stance... -
You lied to me and you lied to my friends.
You lied to the world about who you are...