Funny poems

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  • Tiny Little Mushrooms (3)

    by Mitchell

    Tiny little mushrooms surround my feet,
    Then I spotted a large one that I made my seat...

  • When I pass I want it,
    When I ask for it I need it...

  • The world's un-even
    I could swear this room's on a hill...

  • He or she (4)

    by InAFantasyWorldOfMyOwn

    (OK right i was on the chat rooms and asked...
    shes part girl shes part boy shes got parts...

  • Vorpal Chop (3)

    by Mad

    Whilst in the butchers store last week,
    or to some the butcher's shop...

  • Soo Funny (3)

    by Misz Luving You

    This is soo funny please read the whole thing. Its...
    A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked...

  • The three little pigs went on a trip, they...
    When they stopped to get a bite, one got caught by...

  • Cartoon Cartoon (12)

    by NothingGoldCanStay

    As a young child
    I would sit and watch...

  • Girls Best Friend: boy wat do u have to say for...
    Boy: Im sorry....... NOT hahaha...

  • Time for tea (7)

    by goddess-glamourpuss

    Step inside my parlor
    Said the spider to the fly...

  • Sleeping Beauty. (1)

    by Gordon Whittaker

    She lay safe in my arms
    her eyes closed in sleep...

  • Teachers Pet (4)

    by Gordon Whittaker

    Hey, I kissed the teacher three times on the...
    But damn it, I gotta wait another fifty two weeks...