The hardest knock knock joke ever (5)

by Jose Delapaz

>>>KNOCK KNOCK>WHO'S THERE>JESUS...

Old Man River at House 52 (3)

by Bradley Peter

Rocking slowly on the front yard
Old man River sharply sits guard...

The New Girlfriend (6)

by Kelly

So my ex has a new girl,
I saw her when he brought her to the party...

Gay (3)

by sarah

I am gay,
thats the way i plan to stay...

Boys (4)

by me

What do they want?
Big boobs, blonde hair, small thighs...

Pick pocket (3)

by robin milford

One day i met a pick pocket
he took my locket...

Stupid Fake Girls (3)

by BeautifulxMess

Plastic girls remind me of a Barbie doll. Made...
Just stare at you with fake color eyes. That fake...

Creepy Crawly (3)

by crazyandsweet

I had a terrible,
horrendous fright...

Internet Dating (3)

by Daniel Rutter

For years and years they've been around,
And been a favorite nesting ground...

Men are like children (4)

by Meg

You get mad when you don't get your way
You cry when you don't get laid...

Pop-Ups. (3)

by BeautifulxMess

Pop-ups, Pop-ups,
they're every where...

Writers Block (3)

by Daisy if you do

Curses! My wretched thoughts forced my stay
Upon the desk pen and papers in disarray...