Funny poems

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  • I came so close, i almost did it,
    almost became the terrible monster...

  • Horrible hunger (3)

    by Kaitlyn

    I don't like spaghetti Bolognese
    The sauce is far to plain...

  • Sex (9)

    by Serena

    A guy will say or do anything to your face,
    just to get you back to his place...

  • Turned on by the Dentist (11)

    by *Chels & Britt*

    I remember being a young child
    Scared to go to the dentist to get my teeth filed...

  • Little Martian (4)

    by Weeping Wolf

    I'm feeling random...
    Little Martian...

  • Pie O Pie (3)

    by Nick Hanshaw

    Pie O pie
    Why do i love thee...

  • Soda:my love (4)

    by PS

    Ahhh bubbly soda
    my life and all...

  • Joke's on you (3)

    by Olivia

    I said I loved you.
    You thought it was true, but what you didn't know...

  • Lying, lonely, in the rain
    The greenish hue begins to fade...

  • There was a man named Mr. Miller
    he didn't look like a thriller...

  • Nasty (3)

    by Jaleesa

    One day a man was walking
    down the street and he found...

  • Sterotypes (5)

    by Sandy

    You think that i am mexican,
    latina or hispanic...