Funny poems

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  • Right Hand Man (4)

    by Jooby

    You see, it began yesterday
    When my girlfriend left me and ran away...

  • The Worst Student (9)

    by Kaitlyn

    I'm the worst girl in the class
    Who always makes the noise...

  • Farter (7)

    by *~vixen~*

    He was looking for the remote
    hair coming from a mole...

  • Always Thin (13)

    by Matthew A.

    Every time I talk to girls they say that they love...
    even small girls say they can eat alot...

  • Over 40 (3)

    by MaryAnnEvans

    Oh how grand
    it is to be over 40...

  • A burst of wind sweeps across,the lake with a snap...
    Gordian knots, poles weaving under and over,in one...

  • I am the grim reaper
    i reap you of your soul...

  • The passion for the city
    we are on the edge of night...

  • You lied to me and you lied to my friends.
    You lied to the world about who you are...

  • So perfect with your slender frame
    And soldiers solemn stance...

  • Sweeties in the Bin! (3)

    by X Irrad

    You are so fat, you are not thin
    So chuck those sweeties in the bin...

  • I told her I loved her
    But is it true...