It's not that I take myself too seriously, it's that others don't take me seriously enough.

When a teenager gets pregnant, it does not mean her future is ruined; that is a politically correct lie!

Sharks are more lethal in water, not grass; know your limits!

The Best Things in Life are free: Salvation through JESUS Christ, sunshine, rainwater, oxygen, family love, radio, Analog TV, Facebook Zero, etc.

Everytime someone says that Arsenal has never won the UEFA Champions League, I feel like telling them that at least Arsenal has won the FIFA World Cup more than once since Petit and Vieira, then Gilberto, Fabregas, Oezil, Podolski, Mustafi, Per & others.

My mother supports M7 and she really amused me when she joked that some Ugandans actually think women will stop dying during childbirth if Bobi becomes the President. Hardluck to the unlucky mothers, sometimes GOD allows the Devil to have his way!

You may keep eating your cousins but when they get pregnant, then you will understand why Seyyid Said moved his capital from Muscat to Zanzibar.

It's not disrespectful for someone to ask me where the toilet is; we all go there!

A Ugandan Indian might win Miss World one day; they are that stunningly beautiful.

It's foolish to think other people are fools.