If my Gran taught me anything it’s that earthquakes are just god farts

GOD knows everything we need and HE always provides it.

People who reside in flood-devastated areas must never complain to GOD about lack of rain.

If it was not for Michael Jordan's teammate Steve Kerr and the Golden State Warriors plus the other teams that beat him in the finals, then King LeBron James would have surpassed the GOAT without dispute.

Soak in every loss and use it as fuel to enjoy the next party after party, afterparty after party!

The heart is the source of life.

"Too much money ain't enough money!" - LIL WAYNE

You do not choose your parents nor enemies, why must you choose your lover?

It's really funny that fans forced Arsene Wenger out after 22 years at Arsenal, but there have been three replacement coaches for him in two years.

When you do not tell a woman you love her, you are considered a coward; but when you do, then you are labelled a horny lecher.