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  • My 5 X-Men from Movies would include: Wolverine, Storm, Gambit, Beast and Deadpool though I would fancy Rogue somewhere; she's beautifully stoic and wields a different type of superpower.

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  • I know Pele is Top, but Lionel Messi is my Greatest Footballer of All Time.

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  • Popcorn in tomato-fried bean sauce is a modern version of anyoya [boiled maize and beans plus fried onions].

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  • Does having an office far away from home make more money than an office near your bedroom?

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  • Everyday, people visit toilets and latrines, that is a lot of wasted advertising space.

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  • Football fans always demand for expensive players yet the cheap ones can also win games depending on management.

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  • Arsenal FC is my happiness.

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  • History cannot end.

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  • If you don't want, then you don't hunt.

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  • Females can do anything males do but cannot make sperms.

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