The Sweetest Thing men want from women only lasts 2 minutes, or 5. |
Even if she makes more money than me, she cannot make more sperms. |
Faith the size of dynamite can blow up a mountain to smithereens. |
People love winners, not losers nor failures but losers can also win. |
If music is food for the soul, then I will need five stomachs because of gluttony. |
By 2020, I had spent over 94 percent of my life in the era of Natasha's father. |
They tried to take me to a Mental Hospital but I said: NO NO NO; I will pass all the tests! |
Do not judge a movie by its title! |
Sneezing, fake coughing and yawning to heckle people are some of the Weakest Gestures I've ever witnessed. |
It's amusing when you greet someone and they imagine they can hurt you by not responding. You just greet the next person! |