Funny Quotes

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  • I do not own a car, but will you BMW (Be My Wife)?

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  • She didn't marry me because she imagined that I only loved her like a brother would.

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  • Lionel Messi moving to PSG is the reason why I developed an unusual desire to study French again.

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  • Like 100 Degrees Celsius, she is so hot that she makes the water in my body boil.

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  • JESUS is the GOAT of Goats!

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  • Why can't she be mine; is it because I do not have a lot of money?

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  • I do not have a crush on Mariah Carey; I just love her music.

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  • Macintosh is a bedwetter's Best Solution.

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  • August is here to bring you the Best Cheer.

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  • If GOD can take care of you for 37 consecutive years, then how about one mere month? Give HIM all the glory!

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