I do not own a car, but will you BMW (Be My Wife)? |
She didn't marry me because she imagined that I only loved her like a brother would. |
Lionel Messi moving to PSG is the reason why I developed an unusual desire to study French again. |
Like 100 Degrees Celsius, she is so hot that she makes the water in my body boil. |
JESUS is the GOAT of Goats! |
Why can't she be mine; is it because I do not have a lot of money? |
I do not have a crush on Mariah Carey; I just love her music. |
Macintosh is a bedwetter's Best Solution. |
August is here to bring you the Best Cheer. |
If GOD can take care of you for 37 consecutive years, then how about one mere month? Give HIM all the glory! |