To this day, I have yet to meet a fellow individual who freezes their Charleston Chews, as well as anyone who knows what one is.

Be happy no matter how sad you are!

Success is getting exactly what you want, but Happy-iness is wanting exactly what you get.

Different stations, but similar products.

All very bad things happen for very good reasons.

She drained foreign language pride out of me because she had more class in our mother tongue than me.

Every profit is a gain no matter how small.

All the money on Earth is GOD's wealth, we are just stewards.

My Ugandan celebrity crush is Queen Sheebah Karungi.

When life throws you pine needle leaves, make pine needle tea to remove flu-cus from your lungs!