I must tell the truth, I lie.

It's incredible that Israel has other cities probably more beautiful than Jerusalem.

I have this weird feeling that GOD gets tired of some prayers because we are too blind and deaf to decode his answers plus providence.

Beer is so bland that I do not fancy drinking it; fresh juice is better.

Wasp pee is not as painful as the sting.

She deleted his phone number from her smartphone but it's still in her head.

Association Football is just entertainment; you lose then win, othertimes you draw, no stress.

I'm skinny and proud because life is not a Size Contest.

Why should I grow fat and then run around trying to lose weight?

Brown and grey are the Funniest Colours.