Let's crack tea and g-nut jokes! Spaghetti is more expensive.

The way I live my life is as simple as possible.

I love you very much but am broke.

The brain is not the only free capital; eyes and fingers are the others, plus legs.

Why should I blame the Government for the safari ants in my bedsheets? That is all Opposition seems to do, blame blame blame for petty things.

When you win, other people lose. When you lose, they win.

Give thanks to GOD for everything you have and everything you don't!

My perfect woman believes in the GOD of Israel, avoids trousers and wears natural hair from her birthplace. Supporting Arsenal FC from London is a bonus.

Since GOD can keep you alive for one whole year, then one mere day is too easy for HIM.

Toast to the Saturday I wasted 3,000 UgX on edibles yet I needed it the next day for transport to another town for a job interview which I passed!