Twinkle, twinkle,
little s!*t.
Name one guy
you haven't f&&&ed.

Support cloning? Imagine a world with another me.... You're welcome.

I only drink on days that start with a T; Tuesday, Thursday, today, tonight, and tomorrow.

Rumors? oh well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.

1f u c4n r34d 7h15, u r34lly n33d 2 g37 l41d

Smile, it confuses the hell out of people

When life throws you lemons....Buy some vodka!

Everything's possible? Have you EVER tried slamming a revolvable door?

Do you ever wonder...
who was the first person to see a egg come out of a chickens butt and said...
I am going to eat that?

A women once said that a man is
like a deck playing card you need
A Heart To Love Him
A Diamond To Marry Him
A Club To Smash His F#?@$ing Head In
A Spade To Bury The Bastard