I definitely won't drink responsibly.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

It's easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission

Those Who Dare Not Risk The Thorn, Should Never Crave The Rose

People who say "no news is bad news" clearly don't watch the same news as me.

Of all the things about me that could frighten you,
You worry about my driving.

I have two emotions; rage and supressed rage.

Guns don't kill people...
But they sure make it easy

If a were a chocolate peanut cluster i would so be a cannibal

Ah, the ancient see - saw ethereal:
Between the essential now, here with me,
And the anticipation of looking back to now.