A good friend would bailyou out of jail but a best friend would be sitting beside you saying " were in a whole heck of a lot of trouble but danm that was fun" |
If we werent suppose to mispronounce words, then why do they spell them so funny? |
If you only expect the unexpected, is there really anything to expect? |
Life is cruel, Life can suck, |
"Love is when a girl puts on perfume & a boy puts on shaving cologne & they go out & smell each other." |
Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream" |
If you find a friend better or sweeter than me, go ahead, i wont stop you but when that person leaves you, look behind, i'll be there, ready to kick you and say, "better than me,huh??" |
I'm a bit more-off than a moron. |
It take |
Innocent looks |