Funny Quotes

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  • Peace out
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  • I do not claim to be smarter than specialists, except in their chosen field!

    by Mark
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  • When life throws rotten tomatoes at you, collect them to make manure and pick seeds to plant fresh tomatoes!

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  • NEVER FRENCH KISS A CAT!!!!!!! n_n

    by Trina
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  • Today is Tomorrow's Yesterday; the Present is the Past of the Future.

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  • I do not own a car, but will you BMW (Be My Wife)?

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  • She didn't marry me because she imagined that I only loved her like a brother would.

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  • Lionel Messi moving to PSG is the reason why I developed an unusual desire to study French again.

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  • Like 100 Degrees Celsius, she is so hot that she makes the water in my body boil.

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  • JESUS is the GOAT of Goats!

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