The Funniest Lie I've ever heard is that GOD has no money, yet HE created everything.

If you want to be happy, then make sure you love those who love you!

I love jobs where you get paid handsomely for doing little; it covers for the peanuts you are paid after working too hard.

The Funniest Thing about tourism in Arua is that you can go to Congo, Kenya, Sudan, Tanganyika, Zambia, Kampala, Malaba, Casablanca and Dubai on the same day without leaving the region.

She tastes like yam and fresh passion fruit.

The Holy Bible is the Greatest Book I have ever read!

For me: 97 percent is inch perfect, you have to leave room for reality!

Every loss is a lesson.

A car can roll on Linglong, MRF, Good Year and Michellin Tyres at the same time, meaning all things work together for your good.

The money a Ugandan woman spends on just one hairjob can take care of my haircuts for two years.