Funny Quotes

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  • Love is slang for lust.

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  • Let the rain fall down; don't try to stop it, just trap it!

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  • Be happy no matter how sad you are!

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  • Different stations, but similar products.

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  • All very bad things happen for very good reasons.

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  • She drained foreign language pride out of me because she had more class in our mother tongue than me.

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  • Every profit is a gain no matter how small.

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  • All the money on Earth is GOD's wealth, we are just stewards.

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  • My Ugandan celebrity crush is Queen Sheebah Karungi.

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  • When life throws you pine needle leaves, make pine needle tea to remove flu-cus from your lungs!

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