Beer is so bland that I do not fancy drinking it; fresh juice is better.

Wasp pee is not as painful as the sting.

She deleted his phone number from her smartphone but it's still in her head.

Association Football is just entertainment; you lose then win, othertimes you draw, no stress.

I'm skinny and proud because life is not a Size Contest.

Why should I grow fat and then run around trying to lose weight?

Brown and grey are the Funniest Colours.

Let's crack tea and g-nut jokes! Spaghetti is more expensive.

The way I live my life is as simple as possible.

I love you very much but am broke.