My mother supports M7 and she really amused me when she joked that some Ugandans actually think women will stop dying during childbirth if Bobi becomes the President. Hardluck to the unlucky mothers, sometimes GOD allows the Devil to have his way!

You may keep eating your cousins but when they get pregnant, then you will understand why Seyyid Said moved his capital from Muscat to Zanzibar.

A Ugandan Indian might win Miss World one day; they are that stunningly beautiful.

It's foolish to think other people are fools.

I do not collect Arsenal FC clothing, but I do collect their literature.

I adore 1 inch nails.

How much money does it cost to get healed from a disease? How about a free prayer!

I do not need to have 30 cars to be happy, I can use the public bus.

I'm not a money man, am a funny man.

More money, more love!