Funny Quotes

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  • "Too much money ain't enough money!" - LIL WAYNE

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  • You do not choose your parents nor enemies, why must you choose your lover?

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  • It's really funny that fans forced Arsene Wenger out after 22 years at Arsenal, but there have been three replacement coaches for him in two years.

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  • When you do not tell a woman you love her, you are considered a coward; but when you do, then you are labelled a horny lecher.

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  • There is a very high line between true love and harassment.

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  • Pain is what you feel when you are paying the wages of sin.

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  • A young girl can cry because of a doll, yet when she gets many dolls, she starts wishing for a real baby. Be careful what you cry for, you might receive it!

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  • The worst mistake Arsenal made in the 2021 season is to sell off Emi Martinez.

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  • Some weeks are perfect.

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  • Toilets and latrines can be maximised for advertising.

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