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  • Marriage is about food, sex and money.

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  • Lionel Messi took the world on a transfer circus in Twenty20.

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  • In GOD's Mathematics, subtracting 10 percent equals a multiple.

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  • Richard of Yumbe gave Sarah beautiful pearls (ROYGSBP).

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  • Architects are composers who create visual music for the eyes.

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  • I'm not a prophet; am a dreamsurfer and farmer!

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  • I accept friend requests from everybody including witchdoctors and prostitutes so that I can tell them that "GOD is great" and "JESUS Christ is Lord".

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  • From corner to Gunner: It's absolutely funny that Willian took the opposing team's corner that resulted into Arsenal FC's 2020 Goal of the Season, now he's a Gunner.

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  • Colouring scanned drawings using Photoshop software is one of the Most Pleasant Things on this Earth; GIMP is not far behind.

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  • My 5 X-Men from Movies would include: Wolverine, Storm, Gambit, Beast and Deadpool though I would fancy Rogue somewhere; she's beautifully stoic and wields a different type of superpower.

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