Funny Quotes

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  • I'm not a prophet; am a dreamsurfer and farmer!

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  • I accept friend requests from everybody including witchdoctors and prostitutes so that I can tell them that "GOD is great" and "JESUS Christ is Lord".

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  • From corner to Gunner: It's absolutely funny that Willian took the opposing team's corner that resulted into Arsenal FC's 2020 Goal of the Season, now he's a Gunner.

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  • Colouring scanned drawings using Photoshop software is one of the Most Pleasant Things on this Earth; GIMP is not far behind.

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  • My 5 X-Men from Movies would include: Wolverine, Storm, Gambit, Beast and Deadpool though I would fancy Rogue somewhere; she's beautifully stoic and wields a different type of superpower.

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  • I know Pele is Top, but Lionel Messi is my Greatest Footballer of All Time.

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  • Popcorn in tomato-fried bean sauce is a modern version of anyoya [boiled maize and beans plus fried onions].

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  • Does having an office far away from home make more money than an office near your bedroom?

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  • Everyday, people visit toilets and latrines, that is a lot of wasted advertising space.

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  • Football fans always demand for expensive players yet the cheap ones can also win games depending on management.

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