Funny Quotes

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  • Things that are truly funny make you laugh by force.

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  • She asked me to get for her raw mangoes and I was attacked by about five wasps while on a mango tree.

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  • I'm an Art scientist.

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  • The Sweetest Thing men want from women only lasts 2 minutes, or 5.

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  • Even if she makes more money than me, she cannot make more sperms.

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  • Faith the size of dynamite can blow up a mountain to smithereens.

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  • People love winners, not losers nor failures but losers can also win.

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  • If music is food for the soul, then I will need five stomachs because of gluttony.

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  • By 2020, I had spent over 94 percent of my life in the era of Natasha's father.

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  • They tried to take me to a Mental Hospital but I said: NO NO NO; I will pass all the tests!

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