Funny Quotes

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  • Do not judge a movie by its title!

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  • It's amusing when you greet someone and they imagine they can hurt you by not responding. You just greet the next person!

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  • Either you are a Celtic or Laker, you cannot be both!

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  • I counter reverse psychology with reverse action or secrecy.

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  • Every correct answer is just a rearrangement of letters from the alphabet you already know.

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  • Not everything that flashes is safe.

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  • Lugbara is Ugandan Japa-Chinese.

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  • Dreams are a multiverse of secrets.

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  • I made a vow never to join Instagram and am sticking to it.

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  • The good thing about Art is that mistakes can be erased, whitewashed or inked over unlike real life.

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