Smiles and laughter are contagious; feel free to spread these viruses.

You Dear Lady.
Are easier then
the first level
Of Mario

When I heard that kings and queens were allowed to keep lovers I stopped addressing my wife "my queen".

What's the problem with being a tree-hugger? Why shouldn't we hug trees? After all, they do give us life. If we can hug our mothers for doing so, then why not show the same appreciation for trees?

I am a dragon with butterfly wings it takes a little momentum to get me off the ground.

You know I just love how the earth rotates. It really makes my day.

I'm not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell.

If Caitlyn Jenner can win woman of the year I see no reason why Donald Trump's hair can't win the Westminister Kennel Club Dog Show.

I'd bury you, but I'm afraid more idiots would grow.

I don't procrastinate. It's just....Eh I'll explain tomorrow. - Myself