Funny Quotes

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  • No money, no problems!

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  • Not all Blacks are Dinkas from South Sudan.

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  • Studying in a free school does not mean the acquired knowledge will not be paid.

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  • Getting dumped is a free oneway ticket to a new love.

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  • When men cheat, it's polygamy; when women cheat, it's prostitution.

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  • Watching a movie where the antagonist has the same name as a family member is quite nervy.

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  • I have a weird theory that on very long journeys, it is harder to die in a bus with many people than a smaller car because of the collective prayers for safety.

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  • New friends are like new juice; old friends are like old wine.

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  • The difference between a party (or meeting) and solitude is other people.

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  • My Biggest Goal on Earth is to make it into Heaven.

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