Life is all about food and making babies.

When Death calls, do not pick up the phone!

It takes 72 days for maize to yield, those are three months of maroon and green patience.

The Heartbreak Virus Disease has no vaccine; you must wear a heartmask to prevent it.

I want to swallow my pride, but it's indigestible.

People only throw stones at trees with fruits. So when they attack you, just know you have something they want.

Money grows on trees, branches, stems and stalks.

One mouth, two ears, three eyes, four limbs and five fingers on each hand.

Money is just a number.

When you hide your feelings of attraction towards someone, you are labelled a coward. When you express them without fear, you are accused of sexual harassment.