Money can buy a way to Heaven if you pay your tithes and give to the needy; JESUS, save our souls with YOUR blood!

You cannot see what is on your back.

They told me she was conning me and playing me like a toy, but I love her regardless. Every joke must have a punchline.

If you want oranges but life throws lemons at you, then cut them and eat; they have health benefits.

The Devil is not my friend, I won't try to impress him.

If someone asks me what can remind a visiting tourist of Uganda best, then I might say yoghurt; the colder, the better! It's a place of milk and honey.

When you take her name and add the second part of mine, you get a new name.

A plastic ID does not make me a citizen; am first a citizen, then I get the plastic to confirm.

Life is hard, but death is not soft.

Every movie has a message, you have to watch it out!